"KNOW YOUR GEAR. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS."
Because freedom fits better when you're informed.
Armor Up the Right Way
Check the chart. Don’t guess. This ain’t the time for wardrobe malfunctions.
Shipping & Delivery
MADE-TO-ORDER, DELIVERED TO DEFENDERS We print each shirt when you order it — that means no dusty warehouse inventory, just fresh gear made just for you.
Processing Time: 2–5 business days
Shipping Time (U.S.): 3–7 business days
International Shipping: Coming soon
Tracking: You’ll receive an email with tracking once your shirt ships.
WE STAND BY OUR THREADS — AND WE’LL MAKE IT RIGHT.
If you received the wrong size or a defective item, we’ve got your back.
Exchanges available within 30 days of delivery
Item must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition
If the wrong size was ordered, we’ll guide you through a simple exchange process (shipping cost may apply)
If the item arrived defective or damaged, we’ll replace it — no questions asked
To start your exchange, use the contact button below.
We believe in accountability — on both ends of the order.
We Wear the Constitution on Our Sleeves — Literally.
Scan it. Learn it. Pass it on. That’s not just ink, it’s the foundation of freedom.
Every Forefather Threads T-shirt has this QR code on the right sleeve.
Verified Badasses. Unverified Quotes.
“I put this shirt on and immediately felt the urge to throw tea in a harbor.”
Randy M., Proud Descendant of Freedom
“Fits like the Constitution: written for everyone, but not afraid to flex.”
Travis B., Backyard Patriot
"Showed up wearing this to a city council meeting. The potholes filled themselves."
Amber L., Local Legend
"This shirt didn’t just arrive in the mail — it was delivered by a bald eagle and fireworks."
Stephanie W., Officially Unofficial National Treasure
"My neighbor asked if I was starting a militia. I said, ‘No, but I’m prepared."
Chad H., Suburban Minuteman
"100% freedom. 0% tyranny. Fabric feels like it was woven by Betsy Ross herself."
Jeremy S., T-shirt Connoisseur & Freedom Fanatic
"Bought one shirt. Now my closet is waving a Gadsden flag."
Derek J., Closet Revolutionary
"Put this on and suddenly I understood the Federalist Papers and how to grill a steak properly."
Zach R., Backyard Philosopher