Government’s Job: Kiss My Constitutional Ass

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Let freedom ring... with attitude. This Government’s Job: Kiss My Constitutional Ass tee is a bold salute to every red-blooded American who's tired of bureaucratic overreach and ready to call it like the Founders saw it. Featuring a defiant, sunglasses-clad founding father holding the Constitution like a mic drop, this vintage-style design oozes patriotic swagger with a modern punch.

Set against an iconic backdrop — the American flag, Liberty Bell, and a colonial mansion — this shirt delivers hard truths with historic flair. Because when the government forgets its job, it's our job to remind them — loudly.

Wear it if:
You carry a pocket Constitution and a middle finger for tyranny.
You believe the government works for the people — not the other way around.
You want to honor history without kissing any rings.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Let freedom ring... with attitude. This Government’s Job: Kiss My Constitutional Ass tee is a bold salute to every red-blooded American who's tired of bureaucratic overreach and ready to call it like the Founders saw it. Featuring a defiant, sunglasses-clad founding father holding the Constitution like a mic drop, this vintage-style design oozes patriotic swagger with a modern punch.

Set against an iconic backdrop — the American flag, Liberty Bell, and a colonial mansion — this shirt delivers hard truths with historic flair. Because when the government forgets its job, it's our job to remind them — loudly.

Wear it if:
You carry a pocket Constitution and a middle finger for tyranny.
You believe the government works for the people — not the other way around.
You want to honor history without kissing any rings.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!