Patriot Detector

from $23.99
If you trust the government, this shirt isn’t for you.

For everyone else? It’s your new uniform.

This unapologetic tee calls out the lie that blind obedience is patriotic. Real patriots question power, challenge overreach, and read the fine print on every “emergency order.” The founding fathers didn’t fight tyranny so you could take politicians at their word.

Clean design. Dirty truth.
Because trusting the government has never aged well.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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If you trust the government, this shirt isn’t for you.

For everyone else? It’s your new uniform.

This unapologetic tee calls out the lie that blind obedience is patriotic. Real patriots question power, challenge overreach, and read the fine print on every “emergency order.” The founding fathers didn’t fight tyranny so you could take politicians at their word.

Clean design. Dirty truth.
Because trusting the government has never aged well.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!