Left Wing. Right Wing. Same Tyrannical Bird.

from $23.99
It’s not about sides — it’s about freedom.

Red tie. Blue tie. Same boots on your neck. This shirt exposes the great illusion: that liberty can be found by choosing which wing of the vulture gets to peck at your rights.

Perfect for the politically homeless, the independently minded, and anyone who’s tired of being told the only choice is Coke or Pepsi… with surveillance.

Tyranny doesn’t need a party — just your silence.

Wear it when you vote. Wear it when you opt out.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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It’s not about sides — it’s about freedom.

Red tie. Blue tie. Same boots on your neck. This shirt exposes the great illusion: that liberty can be found by choosing which wing of the vulture gets to peck at your rights.

Perfect for the politically homeless, the independently minded, and anyone who’s tired of being told the only choice is Coke or Pepsi… with surveillance.

Tyranny doesn’t need a party — just your silence.

Wear it when you vote. Wear it when you opt out.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!