Power Corrupts. Absolute Power Collects Data

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Forget wiretaps — they’ve got your cookies.

This isn’t just a warning about power — it’s a reality check for the digital age. When governments get too much control, they don’t just boss you around — they track you, profile you, and sell you back to yourself.

Surveillance is the new submission.
And this shirt? It’s your firewall.

Perfect for liberty-minded patriots, privacy hawks, and anyone tired of being another data point on the spreadsheet of control.

Bold. Ironic. Uncensored. Just like freedom should be.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Forget wiretaps — they’ve got your cookies.

This isn’t just a warning about power — it’s a reality check for the digital age. When governments get too much control, they don’t just boss you around — they track you, profile you, and sell you back to yourself.

Surveillance is the new submission.
And this shirt? It’s your firewall.

Perfect for liberty-minded patriots, privacy hawks, and anyone tired of being another data point on the spreadsheet of control.

Bold. Ironic. Uncensored. Just like freedom should be.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!