Suspicious

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Some call it paranoia. We call it pattern recognition.

The Suspicious tee is for the thinkers, the watchers, the folks side-eyeing every headline, every politician, every alphabet agency. It's not conspiracy if it's been declassified. It's not suspicion if history keeps repeating itself.

Crafted with ultra-soft cotton and printed with ink that won't crack under pressure (unlike certain institutions), this shirt is your wearable eyebrow raise — perfect for cookouts, protests, or just making strangers uncomfortable at the grocery store.

Why You'll Love It:
Buttery-soft, breathable fabric — feels like a hug from liberty
Modern fit — not boxy, not skinny, just right
Bold print that says what you're thinking
Perfect for red-pilled rebels, free thinkers, and the perpetually unamused

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Some call it paranoia. We call it pattern recognition.

The Suspicious tee is for the thinkers, the watchers, the folks side-eyeing every headline, every politician, every alphabet agency. It's not conspiracy if it's been declassified. It's not suspicion if history keeps repeating itself.

Crafted with ultra-soft cotton and printed with ink that won't crack under pressure (unlike certain institutions), this shirt is your wearable eyebrow raise — perfect for cookouts, protests, or just making strangers uncomfortable at the grocery store.

Why You'll Love It:
Buttery-soft, breathable fabric — feels like a hug from liberty
Modern fit — not boxy, not skinny, just right
Bold print that says what you're thinking
Perfect for red-pilled rebels, free thinkers, and the perpetually unamused

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!