WARNING: Contains 100% Pure American Defiance

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This isn’t a t-shirt — it’s a caution sign for tyrants. The WARNING: Contains 100% Pure American Defiance tee takes the gritty look of industrial hazard labels and injects it with red, white, and rebellious attitude. Designed like a safety poster for the Constitutionally armed and historically informed, this design is a satirical smackdown to authoritarian overreach.

Front and center is a badass Founding Father rocking shades and a leather jacket — because freedom doesn’t apologize. Framed by mock warning symbols, vintage caution tape, and “hazardous” patriotic truth bombs, every detail screams: This American isn’t playing along.

Wear it if:
You’re a walking rights violation in the eyes of tyrants.
You believe patriotism and defiance go hand in hand.
You’re allergic to overreach and immune to censorship.

Because liberty isn’t safe — and that’s exactly the point.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This isn’t a t-shirt — it’s a caution sign for tyrants. The WARNING: Contains 100% Pure American Defiance tee takes the gritty look of industrial hazard labels and injects it with red, white, and rebellious attitude. Designed like a safety poster for the Constitutionally armed and historically informed, this design is a satirical smackdown to authoritarian overreach.

Front and center is a badass Founding Father rocking shades and a leather jacket — because freedom doesn’t apologize. Framed by mock warning symbols, vintage caution tape, and “hazardous” patriotic truth bombs, every detail screams: This American isn’t playing along.

Wear it if:
You’re a walking rights violation in the eyes of tyrants.
You believe patriotism and defiance go hand in hand.
You’re allergic to overreach and immune to censorship.

Because liberty isn’t safe — and that’s exactly the point.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!