Ain’t enough product on the shelf to slick back a collapsing state. This design delivers a satirical knockout punch with vintage flair, featuring “Dr. Newsom’s Miracle Hair Gel” — guaranteed to fix everything… except California.
From rolling blackouts to business bailouts, it’s all packed into one amber bottle of delusion. The tattered California flag behind it says the rest.
If you’ve fled the Golden State, or you’re still stuck in the madness — wear this shirt like a warning label.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Ain’t enough product on the shelf to slick back a collapsing state. This design delivers a satirical knockout punch with vintage flair, featuring “Dr. Newsom’s Miracle Hair Gel” — guaranteed to fix everything… except California.
From rolling blackouts to business bailouts, it’s all packed into one amber bottle of delusion. The tattered California flag behind it says the rest.
If you’ve fled the Golden State, or you’re still stuck in the madness — wear this shirt like a warning label.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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