The main event since 1791.
The Founders didn't give you the right to petition your government so you could vote between two sides of the same corrupt coin. They gave you the right to demand accountability, to challenge tyranny, and to remind those in power exactly who they work for.
This design frames the real fight—not red versus blue, but The People versus Tyranny. Two sides. One winner. And it's been undefeated since 1791.
Vintage boxing poster aesthetic meets Constitutional truth. Because when government forgets its place, the First Amendment is how the people throw the first punch.
For those who understand:
The right to redress isn't a suggestion—it's a weapon
Both "teams" expand power while your liberty shrinks
Real change doesn't come from picking sides—it comes from remembering who's really in charge
Weathered graphics on premium cotton. Constitutional principles that don't fade. Conversations that make people uncomfortable.
Because if your shirt doesn't challenge the status quo, why bother wearing it?
Still undefeated. Still relevant. Still necessary.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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The main event since 1791.
The Founders didn't give you the right to petition your government so you could vote between two sides of the same corrupt coin. They gave you the right to demand accountability, to challenge tyranny, and to remind those in power exactly who they work for.
This design frames the real fight—not red versus blue, but The People versus Tyranny. Two sides. One winner. And it's been undefeated since 1791.
Vintage boxing poster aesthetic meets Constitutional truth. Because when government forgets its place, the First Amendment is how the people throw the first punch.
For those who understand:
The right to redress isn't a suggestion—it's a weapon
Both "teams" expand power while your liberty shrinks
Real change doesn't come from picking sides—it comes from remembering who's really in charge
Weathered graphics on premium cotton. Constitutional principles that don't fade. Conversations that make people uncomfortable.
Because if your shirt doesn't challenge the status quo, why bother wearing it?
Still undefeated. Still relevant. Still necessary.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
