F*** Around and Find Out since 1776.
The British Empire learned what happens when you push too far. King George found out the hard way that colonial patience has limits. And tyrants throughout history discovered that Americans don't negotiate their freedom—they take it back.
This design features a Revolutionary warrior with one clear message wrapped in the stars and stripes: FAFO.
Modern slang meets 18th-century consequences. Because the principle hasn't changed—whether it's 1776 or 2024, those who threaten liberty eventually discover what patriots are willing to do about it.
For those who understand:
The Founders weren't polite—they were dangerous when provoked
"Don't Tread on Me" was a warning, not a suggestion
Sometimes the most American response is two simple words
Monochromatic vintage portrait with bold flag typography. Premium cotton with distressed details that won't fade—unlike government promises.
Perfect for:
Anyone tired of being pushed around
Patriots who remember what Americans do when backed into a corner
Making it clear where your line is drawn
Conversations that need to end quickly
The Revolutionary War was history's greatest FAFO moment.
Wear it as a reminder: freedom isn't given. It's defended.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size:
F*** Around and Find Out since 1776.
The British Empire learned what happens when you push too far. King George found out the hard way that colonial patience has limits. And tyrants throughout history discovered that Americans don't negotiate their freedom—they take it back.
This design features a Revolutionary warrior with one clear message wrapped in the stars and stripes: FAFO.
Modern slang meets 18th-century consequences. Because the principle hasn't changed—whether it's 1776 or 2024, those who threaten liberty eventually discover what patriots are willing to do about it.
For those who understand:
The Founders weren't polite—they were dangerous when provoked
"Don't Tread on Me" was a warning, not a suggestion
Sometimes the most American response is two simple words
Monochromatic vintage portrait with bold flag typography. Premium cotton with distressed details that won't fade—unlike government promises.
Perfect for:
Anyone tired of being pushed around
Patriots who remember what Americans do when backed into a corner
Making it clear where your line is drawn
Conversations that need to end quickly
The Revolutionary War was history's greatest FAFO moment.
Wear it as a reminder: freedom isn't given. It's defended.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
