LIMITED TIME ONLY - Order by December 11th for Christmas delivery
Patrick Henry demanded liberty or death. But let's be honest—he probably also enjoyed a stiff drink while planning the Revolution.
This Christmas, toast to the principles that actually matter. Not red vs. blue. Not partisan theater. Just pure, unfiltered Constitutional defiance... with a side of holiday cheer.
Vintage propaganda poster style meets Revolutionary spirit. Patrick Henry in aviators, raising a tankard, reminding everyone at your family gathering what "Give me liberty or give me death" really means—even if they're more focused on their second glass of nog.
For patriots who:
Know the Founders would've approved of spiked eggnog
Want to make Christmas dinner uncomfortable for tyrants
Understand liberty and holiday spirits go hand in hand
Refuse to let December distract from defending freedom
Limited Christmas run. Order by 12/11 to guarantee delivery before the 25th.
Bold vintage styling. Premium cotton. The perfect conversation starter when Uncle Bob starts talking about "reasonable government control."
Liberty. Death. Eggnog. In that order.
Gone after Christmas—order now.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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LIMITED TIME ONLY - Order by December 11th for Christmas delivery
Patrick Henry demanded liberty or death. But let's be honest—he probably also enjoyed a stiff drink while planning the Revolution.
This Christmas, toast to the principles that actually matter. Not red vs. blue. Not partisan theater. Just pure, unfiltered Constitutional defiance... with a side of holiday cheer.
Vintage propaganda poster style meets Revolutionary spirit. Patrick Henry in aviators, raising a tankard, reminding everyone at your family gathering what "Give me liberty or give me death" really means—even if they're more focused on their second glass of nog.
For patriots who:
Know the Founders would've approved of spiked eggnog
Want to make Christmas dinner uncomfortable for tyrants
Understand liberty and holiday spirits go hand in hand
Refuse to let December distract from defending freedom
Limited Christmas run. Order by 12/11 to guarantee delivery before the 25th.
Bold vintage styling. Premium cotton. The perfect conversation starter when Uncle Bob starts talking about "reasonable government control."
Liberty. Death. Eggnog. In that order.
Gone after Christmas—order now.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!